do u know that 'shorter guy has a shorter penis' is so WRONG ???
engko tayah ah nak membangge diri yg engko tuh tinggi weyyy,
fact is, it is not even ratio-ed-ly correct.
thats the important hiatus with malaysians. atleast to mine.
one day, i was caught dating at the bangsar area with a shorter guy than this ex-officemate of mine,
the next day, my officemate nih went bawling around office about him and told the entire admins "ko tau, org pendek ni, kote dia pendek woo"
i was like WTF???
8years later, he came to me wishing to pass over his CV.
currently listening to:i dont love u :(
currently feeling::(
i wanna be:happy
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hmm i've never heard of that before. though i've heard ppl say that fat guys have smaller peepee, but mostly because body fat kinda covered it up.
ouh so kah...
how about girls? does fat girls have smaller pookeee then? =))
*ops sorry that was random. :)) shit.
ouch! karma bites back :)
owwe: karma it is!!!
for guys wit bellies,
you know you're getting too fat, when you look down while naked, you can only see your toes.
but truth be said, i used to be a fat kid, not faaaaaaattie fat, but kinnda fat. Like 150cm and 80kg, waist size 38-40, my john wasn't quite a big one, Everytime i'm going to pee, i'll say, "hello little turtle head.."
now i've grown up, to a 180cm height, and 75kg weight, waist at 32' tall dark, handsome mysterious man,
my little turtle stays little turtle. only its neck got few centi longer. Like, say, 2.5inch? But little that u know, don't wake him up. He can grow up to a 5.8" length and a 1.5" width. and he says, "Surprise sistahh, Turtle Brotha Is Hereaaa.."
Moral of the story:
"Don't judge a man by his erection"
(^_^)
Nottt.
To your 'fat girls' question.
They have wider openings of the outer labia/labia majora a.k.a lips
(its longer if measured from end to end) and more, tembam.
The labia minora (inside) i think its the same goes to every girl kinda tight feeling. depending on what extend it has been stretched.
And oh, they have really deep one too. Depends again if they were fat since they were kids or they are actually slim ppl became fat. If from kids one, yep. u bet. deep. Thats why all those africanmalaysian ppl loves to look out on those kind of gal. They can stuff their really biig dong in whole.
Guys with short dongs? Go for skinny girls. or you'll be only ef'fing the lips.
By the way, this all said is from experience. I have a XXL or XXXL girlfriend. And she's good at blows too! hahaa.
Question to author: In your post, u said, "do u know that 'shorter guy has a shorter penis' is so WRONG ???" urm, well. U did not say how did you prove/found out/be sure that it is so WRONG?
cheers
i think it would be better if u ask ur ex. but he surely do not admit that he has a short penis...lol
pernah tgk ke?
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