++327 the one with sg gabai and bas sekolah

we went to sg gabai to mandi manda and had bbq up there last sunday. me and kaklin and fina in one car. kak ain and hasben and anak2 another car. siti and hasbennye fazli and adik and kazen another car.
the location was packed, and when we wanted to balik around 4pm like that, the road is still not closed for new-comer, people are squeezing still to get inside to park at almost along the way. and then, there was this one big bus (mmg bus ofkosla besar gabak, takkan lah bas kecik lak kan) parked very nicely tepi jalan yg kecik yg actually muat satu kereta sahaja to lalu.
my car was heading out of the road, another car was heading into the location. tapi kereta yg baru nk masok tuh tak bagi can aku keluar, but my car is already halfway the bus, so hanya ade satu laluan yg mmg betol2 muat kereta aku, with both side mirrors close-in.
both my co-pilot and my passenger at the back yg dedua duduk di sebelah yg ade bas told me that i can lalu, so, i drove slowly passing the bus, tp, kereta tu tak lepas kat depan, sbb kepala bas itu besar gile, besar lebih sikit bebanding badan dia.
i cannot move, the car on the right side of the road wouldnt want to move.
people were already surrounding the area, malu giler babi. one of the guy dah jerit dah, jalan je kedepan, jalan ke depan ke, ke belakang ke, memang dah kene dah.
my car was stucked. calar mmg dah calar, tp, kalo jalan lagi ke depan, bakal kemek dan calar, kalo jalan ke belakang pon same case.
tiba tiba.. jeng jeng jeng
dtglah seorg hero hemsem dan macho ni.
"awak keluar, meh saya drive"
dgn begitu berhati2 dan macho nyer dia pon slowly ke belakang sikit, ke depan sikit, dan tah lah cemane, aku dah malu nak pandang sekeliling, lepas lahhhh...
mamat yg tadinye ckp "takkan lepas nye der kalo kedepan ke, ke belakang ke nyer der" tuh juwer turut terkesima dan kemaluan.
fazli dan kazennye melaung "bodoh" kat drebar bas yg pegi park tepi jalan sempit dan belari2 balik kat kete diorg.
terima kasihlah kpd semua yg menonton dan membantu hari ni, aku lari masok kereta tanpe memandang wajah mamat macho tuh, dan zasss, balik cepat2 dan gelak2 secare pukal lah dgn kawan2 didalam kereta. bercerita tentang hebatnye mamat yg tlg kitorg dan betape malunye sampai telupe ckp thanx kat dia.

keesokkan harinya...

"kak ain nampak tak kereta kitorg buat kecoh dgn bas semalam?"
"laa mestila nampak, kan ke hasben kak ain yg tlg drive keluar mase tuh"

gelak secare lebih berpukal kali gande.

currently listening to:peterpan kukatakan dgn indah
currently feeling:gatal2!!!!!!!
i wanna drink dettol oredi.