++the one who met online

an awkward conversation between a stranger and a good friend of mine. rather absurd.
(of course, after few introductory norms at the beginning...like a/s/l etc etc etc)

stranger: do u believe on a love at the first sight?
friend: hnm, i do. but i think it depends on each and every cases.
stranger: how about if it happens to u?
friend: at this age? if i am still young i dont think i'll take a risk, but at this age, err, ok kot, hahahaha..
stranger: i dont understand why people always make awholelot of fuss about getting what they want
friend: err.. im not being fussy. i just, i think im ugly. so, i'll say, the guy's a jerk for lying.
stranger: :p 1st, u r not ugly. 2nd, everybody's beautiful on their on way.
friend: true that. ahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaa.
stranger: do u believe on the love after marriage?
friend: yes. saw alot of movies with that trend hahahhaa. but seriously, why not? as long as there is communication between both parties to work it out, kan?
stranger: do u believe in arranged marriage?
friend: of course i do. i saw alot of succesful ones. why not? sometimes its for the best cause. as long as it doesnt involves someone's someone.
ok kot.
stranger: so then lets get married.
friend: hoh??? *melopong*
stranger: yea serious. why not? we can work it out after we are married.
friend: hohhh?? *but blushes anyways*
stranger: why?
friend: this is new.
stranger: my mom, dah bising. i am 32. i have a decent job. decent pay. working on my new home to be. what say u?
friend: i dont expect this sudden request.
stranger: u said u dont mind love after marriage.
friend: u gotta be kidding me.
stranger: i am deadfully serious!
friend: what can i say?
stranger: i have like 10k in the bank right now. that should work for the hantaran part. how about u, how much do u have in the bank right now?

there was a long silence.

friend: huhu, i have only few bucks. i dont do saving.
padahal dlm hati dia rase
"shittttt, penipu, kau ingat aku nak pecaye ni tipu helah ko nak tipu duit aku lah kan ni???? pundek, u had me at lets get married kot tadi!!!!!!!!!"

pundek indeed.

my friend didnot entertain him anymore after that last sentence. bebuat DC dan nothing happen lah. the guy hilang, hopefully no one's decent got tricked by his sweet mouth, too.

girls be careful,
especially girls my age (+-), who take almost all the impossibilities to be with someone.
it might sound mellowing at the beginning, but TRUST NO ONE!
hehe especially guys.
mulot manis mematahkan tulang.

sigh.

*they talked online at the social network website, btw.
**those conversation are not exact. lebih kurang mcm tu la bunyi dia.

true story.
currently listening to:one republic - secret
currently feeling:happy (sekejap je)
i wanna be:a supermodel