++hantu di kubur itu

oklah serious sikit. harini aku terdapat satu mood nak citer pasal hantu.
dimalam yg sepi pi pi.  pakmat jual topi pi pi..
topi nya koyak yak yak..
(hehe, as usual lari topik dulu.)

aku pernah cerita psl rumah dikubur tak? (if u r not a fren, u donno what kubur is to me)
yalah, rumah xyz tuh.

i think it started as early as 'paranormal activity' the movie years. the first one.
around 2009 kot.
all of us cant sleep after watching that movie that nite.
ditambah2 dgn one of my fren told us that everything happened in that movie is real.
dia sebagai seorg yg selalu histeria dizaman mudanya, memberitahu yg dia sering mendapat those exact sympton as what have been potraited in that movie.
bertambah2lah kami ni semuanya takot nak tido pada malam tersebut.
rase ade org tengok lah, ade org berdiri sebelah lah, rase dekat sgt dia bediri tu. meremang2 bulu roma bulu ketiak bulu kaki bulu ari2. huhu.

and that thing has been living largely in the house since then. at least i think so.

especially when xyz wasnt around his house. bertambah lah kuat jaringan mereka ya.

i've always discussed it with mama, that, i cant sleep.
sometimes, its my turn, sometimes its her turn.
'sikawan' tuh pilih2 siapa dia nak kacau on each nite we were around that house.
*(dont ask me when we werent around, how xyz had been sleeping alone, ask yourself (ditujukan kpd stalker yg saiko)).

the sisters didnt believe me at first.
so during their trip to the house early this year, 'sikawan' telah menyambut mereka dgn bahagianya.
on their first nite, 'sikawan' telah mengusap2 kepala one of the sister.

that was the nite when i can sleep very blissfully.
toldya, kalo aku boleh tido nyenyak, maknanya dia kacau org lain.
the sister esoknya mmg terus mengumandangkan ayat2 alquran nonstop 24jam. hahaha.
tulah tak percayakan ku lagi..

and recently, when me & sikakak were back from ireland and spend nites at that house,
i cant sleep because of the jetlag. so i spend nites infront of the tv.

one nite while doing some work on the laptop, the tv was suddenly went off.
tiada sebarang gencatan elektrik mahupon power trip happening ya.
both tv & astro remotes are sitting calmly on the sofa, facing upwards.
and im alone at the living room, sikakak & xyz were both in their own rooms, sleeping.
meremanggggg kauuuu! (sambil nangis dlm hati)

slowly, i turn on yassin recitation on my laptop. and then i felt calm.

the nextday, when we went out shopping (around 5pm that time), i turn on the same yassin recitation on my laptop and made sure it was looping (replay song).
when we were home back from the shopping (around 9ish pm), the yassin recitation went off with some weird buzzing sound.. my laptop went into blue screen.
pelik tak?????????????????
the mp3 was inside my laptop, so, why? what is really happening when we werent home?
before before this i always left my laptop looping songs, ok je, takde masalah pon nya.
ckckckckckkckckck (bunyi misteri nusantara)

one nite, while me laying lazily playing with my phone in the room, suddenly i heard a weird 'mengorok' sound from the room. (mcm bunyi org dengkur tuh).
meremang toksah cakaplah.
aku terus menggeletar sambil cari button nak kuatkan ruqyahsyariah on my phone.
sambil mulut dah terkumat kamit beristighfar.
then silent, then the sound come out again.
now, i am ready to bersila, still mulut tekumat kamit beristighfar (tatau kenapa x tersebut ayat qursi mase tu dah meremang sgt dah kot)..
that was when i saw xyz at the door. membuat that sound.
jilakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sgt.
aku terus kejar dgn parang!

so recently, during their family trip to that house, there were atleast 9people in the house that time, all those 'sikawan&kawan2' went idle.
'sikawan' takot tgk anak2 sedare xyz, katanyer. hahaha.

but when they all went back, lastweek, xyz had to sleep alone again.
one morning he whatsapp us with the news.
'i cant sleep lastnite. bunyi mcm ada org diblik, mcm bunyi isap vape.'
(bunyi isap vape tu mcm lebih kurang bunyi mengorok kasta rendah).
satu malam dia taboleh tido oh..
ahahahahahhahhahaha, walopon i know how he felt, tapi aku tetap nak gelakkan.

tulah, sape suruh mengolok 'sikawan'.

currently listening to:coldplay - fix you
currently feeling:happy
i wanna be:supermodel